The Trial of Johny Sky

Somewhere between Orion’s shoulder and the silence beneath Saturn’s rings...

The Grand Assembly of the Sentient Accord was in session — all thirteen dimensions folded into a single point no wider than a pine nut. Yet inside, it was vast: echoing halls of gold-veined meteorite, judges shaped like everything from wind to latticework light.

Johny Sky stood — or floated — at the center of the chamber, looking slightly disheveled, his suit half-melted from Earth’s ozone, one boot squeaking quantum dust with every shift.

“State your designation,” intoned a being made entirely of rotating vowels.

“Johny Sky. Sub-tier technician. Galactic Terraforming Division, Metals and DNA Branch.”

A collective murmur. Somewhere, a creature blinked its hundred eyes in unison.

A crystalline judge flickered. “You stand accused of unlicensed genetic tampering, unauthorized primate enhancement, planetary negligence, and—” it paused dramatically, “—leaving behind a self-replicating species with delusions of godhood.”

Johny shrugged. “Well, I mean… they were flinging poop and climbing trees. I gave them fire. Wheels. Syntax.”

Syntax?” screeched a gas cloud wearing a sash. “You taught them language?!”

“They were already grunting! I just polished the verbs!”

The gallery erupted.

Exhibit A: The Tablet of Regret

A monolith displayed Fred’s first inscription: “Why?”

Exhibit B: The Great Library of Alexandria

Burned.

“Was that your doing?”

“I just left the blueprints for soap,” muttered Johny.

The judges huddled, warping time around themselves in a blurry coil of probability and ethics. Finally, the Head Judge — an enormous orb filled with nebulae and soft lullabies — declared:

“You were meant to harvest ore and observe. Instead, you ignited consciousness. You broke the Prime Directive of Non-Mirroring. You made them… like us.”

Johny tried to protest. “But they dream! They build! They ask questions! Isn’t that worth something?”

A silence heavier than a neutron star filled the hall.

Then — unexpectedly — the oldest judge, who hadn’t spoken in ten thousand star cycles, leaned forward.

“And they made… music,” it whispered. “Even I don’t know how they did that.”

The Verdict?

Suspended sentence.

Johny Sky would be returned to Earth — in human form.

“As punishment… or reward?” he asked.

The judges only smiled.

“You’ll find out.”

And that’s how a tired old technician found himself reborn in a Miami apartment, wondering why elevators still smell weird, why his knee hurts, and how, somehow, he remembers the stars.

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